xCapo on 1st fret! A D G You say that you're leaving, but just for a day A G D The company wants you to fly to LA A D G So you leave me alone and I sit and I say G D A What will I do today G D A Today while you're away I will... A D G sniff all your underwear, dress in your clothes, A G D Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose A D G I know it's not easy to leave me alone G D A But it's more fun when you're not home G D A Yeah, it's more fun when you're not home!