Adam Sandler ?Christmas song??live from SNL Standard tuneing Intro: CM7 D9 So many presents. So little time. Verse: CM7 E9 F9 D9 Santa won?t be coming by my house this year, (NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9 Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear. CM7 E9 F9 O Momma made it perfectly clear, D9 CM7 E9 D9 Santa don?t like bad boys. (NC) Especially Jewish ones! Verse 2: CM7 E9 F9 D9 Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire. CM7 E9 F9 D9 So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire? CM7 E9 F9 D9 Cm7 E9 D9 I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me. (NC) I don?t? deserve them! Bridge: CM7 Dsus I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared, Em Dsus/A Csus/G But then I told Grandma that she had a beard. (SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords) Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good- It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up. So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you. Verse 3: CM7 E9 F9 D9 Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for, CM7 E9 F9 D9 And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore. CM7 E9 F9 Oh Santa won?t be knocking on my door D9 CM7 E9 D9 He?s a big fat whore (NC) What made me say that? Verse 4: CM7 Dsus Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed, Em Dsus/A Csus/D So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed. CM7 Dsus So Santa please give me my easy bake oven, Em Dsus/A Csus/G I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin? CM7 E9 F9 D9 So Santa won?t you accept my apology, CM7 E9 F9 D9 Santa can?t you see I?m Begging you please, CM7 E9 F9 Oh Santa next year I?ll do you right?. D9 CM7 Live from New York it?s Saturday Night? Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings are under the chords. NC=No chord CM7: x35453 x13241 D9: x54555 x21333 E9: x76777 x21333 F9: x87888 x21333 Dsus: x57755 x13411 Eminor: x79987 x13241 Dsus/A: 557755 113411 Csus/G: 335533 113411 I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-) WORDMAN2000