"Puff The Magic Tampon" - Written by John Valby
Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
http://www.johnvalbynation.com/
Chords by Maniac1075
A C#9
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON
D A
LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S
D A F#9 B9 E
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A C#9 D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE
D A F#9 B9 E
MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE
A C#9 D A
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF
E A
HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED
F# B9 E
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
A C#9 D E
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK
D A
BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH
F#9 B9 E
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK
A C#m D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES
D A F# B9 E
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A C#9 D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN
D A
AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN
F#9 E A
KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN
