xBetty Page by Madeline
from the album Kissing and Dancing
*note*
The tuning does not match up to the recording on the album.
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The female form, oh Betty Page in leopard print lemonade.
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The world became sour at the sight of her.
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I loved her like a sister or a piece of furniture.
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A rubber dress and a leather whip. Her photographs were well equipped at
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shocking the government of the day.
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If they just new poor Betty for her innocence and naivety
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I am miss puritan. I know my answers are right.
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I am miss holier than. I will win this justified fight.
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It's not easy. No, it's not easy.
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A silver gun what a glorious hit man stuck inside his lover's basement,
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thinking about the situation in front of him.
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He loves her like a mother or a piece of furniture.
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Two lives left, and one is for the taking! He's the husband, an insurance agent.
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Now he's the target for the postman
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who brought lust with his deliveries of innocence and naivety.
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I am miss puritan. I know my answers are right.
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I am miss holier than. I will win this justified fight.
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It's not easy. No, it's not easy.
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It's not easy. No, it's not easy.
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The bullets flew and it hit her face. The insurance paid for the wedding day and
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now there's a partner for the postman.
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He loves her like a mother or a piece of furniture.
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And Betty Page isn't made of sin now that Jesus Christ is her only best friend
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and her bikini is her bible.
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I guess they call that survival when all your pictures turn yellow.
