xI wrote D for the low E string but if you want you can play it standered the exact same the bar chords both work. MAIN RIFF e|----------------------------------| B|----------------------------------| G|----------------------------------| D|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-| A|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-| D|--0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-5-| x3 but pause inbetween for talking druing verses Chorus E|-------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------| G|4-4-4-4------------------------------------| D|4-4-4-43-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-| A|3-3-3-33-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-| D|-------3-3-3-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-55555-0-3-4-| x3 throught chorus Follow the order below Order Main Riff I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was, like, all "ehhhh" And I was, like, "whatever!" Main Riff Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like, "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" MAin Riff So later I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's, like, "awww" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Main Riff then chorus Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! Main then chorus And this is my United States of Whatever! Main then chorus And this is my United States of Whatever! Main riff And then it's three A.M. And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!" I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Main Riff Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, "Hey, I thought I told you..." And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Main Riff And then up comes Zafo I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" He's, like, "nothin'" And I'm, like, "that's cool." Main Riff the chorus Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! Main Riff then chorus And this is my United States of Whatever! Thats all great song enjoy!
