Porcelain Monkey (Warren Zevon) Submitted by Daniel Green Intro: Em Em Am Em / Em D (x2) Em Am Em He was an accident waiting to happen Em D Most accidents happen at home Em Am Em Maybe he should've gone out more often Em D Maybe he should've answered the phone C D Hip-shakin' shoutin' in gold lame' C D That's how he earned his regal sobriquet C D Then he threw it all away Em Am Em For a porcelain monkey C D He threw it away for a porcelain monkey C D Gave it all up for a figurine C D He traded it in for a night in Las Vegas C D And his face on velveteen From a shotgun shack singing Pentecostal hymns Through the wrought iron gates to the TV room He had a little world, it was smaller than your hand It's a rockabilly ride from the glitter to the gloom Left behind by the latest trends Eating fried chicken with his regicidal friends That's how the story ends With a porcelain monkey (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Intro) Hip-shakin' shoutin' in gold lame' That's how he earned his regal sobriquet Then he threw it all away For a porcelain monkey He threw it away for a porcelain monkey Gave it all up for a figurine He traded it in for a night in Las Vegas And his face on velveteen