Frankie Yankovic And His Yanks - Too Fat Polka

Too Fat Polka:Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks. 
Album - Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks Greatest
Hits - on COLUMBIA Records in 1971.
(Single released in 1968.)


INTRO: G C F G C


#1.
G                              C
Here's a little ditty, you can sing it right away.
     G                        C
Now, here's what you say, so, sing it while you may.
G                               C
Here's a little jingle, you can sing it night or noon.
     F                        G                   C
Now, here's the words, that's all you need, cause I 
     G        C              
just sang the tune.


CHORUS:
      G                                 C
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
G                     C
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
G                                   C
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
F              G              C
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me.


#2.
        Dm               C                  G
She's a twosome, she's a foursome, if she'd lose some,
        C        F    Gb
I would like her more some.


CHORUS:
      G                                 C
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
G                     C
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
G                                   C
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
F              G              C
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me.


BRIDGE:
Eb                            Gm          Bb
Can she prance up a hill..no, no, no, no, no.
Bb                         Ab      Gm
Can she dance a quadrille..no, no, no, no, no.
Eb                       Fm
Can she fit in my coupe..by herself she's a group.
Fm                 Cm                    Dm  Eb
Could she possibly sit upon my knee..no, no, no.



INTERLUDE: Am G C Em Dm C..Am G C F G C


#3.
C     Dm           C               G
I get dizzy, I get numbo, when I'm dancing with my 
C          
jum-jum-jumbo.


CHORUS:
      G                                 C
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
G                     C
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
G                                   C
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
F              G              C
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me..hey!!


#4.
C        Dm                    C                 G
She's so charming and she's so winning, but it's alarming,
         C       F    Gb
when she goes in swimming.


CHORUS:
      G                                 C
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
G                     C
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
G                                   C
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
F              G              C
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me.


#5.
        Dm               C                  G
She's a twosome, she's a foursome, if she'd lose some,
        C        F    Gb
I would like her more some.


CHORUS:
      G                                 C
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
G                     C
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
G                                   C
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
F              G              C
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me..hey!!




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