Tabbed from a Youtube video. Key change for last chorus and outro.
Intro = C C G C x 2
Chorus
C A
Dad's gone down the dog track mother's playing bingo
D G
Granddad's swearing at the telly trying to make the thing go
C A
No-one seems to notice me isn't it a sin
D7 G C
What a crazy world we're living in
Verse 1
C A
Now the old man never talks to me and when he does he moans
D G
Wash your face it looks a disgrace oh what an 'appy 'ome
C A
He says I'm irresponsible not like when he was young
D7 G
Then he puts his cap and coat on to watch the greyhounds run
Chorus
C A
Oh dad's gone down the dog track mother's playing bingo
D G
Grannie's boozing in the parlour you oughta see the gin go
C A
No-one seems to notice me isn't it a sin
D7 G C
What a crazy world we're living in
Guitar break - C C G C C C G C
Verse 2
C A
Mother says I look a yob me trousers are too tight
D G
She says I ought to get a job and not stay out all night
C A
She doesn't like my haircut she say's me friends are lousy
D7 G
And then she says it's getting late can't miss me housey housey
Chorus
C A
Oh dad's gone down the dog track mother's playing bingo
D G
Sister's smooching on the sofa you oughta hear their lingo
C A
No-one seems to notice me isn't it a sin
D7 G C
What a crazy world we're living in
Verse 3
C A
The law caught me out thieving took me down the nick
C G
The sergeant made out his report and he laid it on real thick
C A
He said I'll get your parents I answered with a grin
D7 G
Save yourself the trouble mate you'll never find 'em in
Key change
Chorus and outro
D B
'Cos dad's gone down the dog track mother's playing bingo
E A
My brothers are all layabouts all alike by jingo
D Bm
No-one seems to notice me isn't it a sin
E7 A D Bm
What a crazy world we're living in
E7 A D B
What a crazy world we're living in - three four knock at the door
E7 A D
What a crazy world we're living in
