These are simplified chords ideal for acoustic or general rhythm. There is slight
variation in the chords which only consist of a single note change which is
necessary for best resulting sound. Don't worry, the only somewhat complex part is
the end. Enjoy, and feel free to criticize.
[Variations]
Dsus2 {x x 0 2 3 0}
Gm* {3 5 5 3 4 3} (We'll just call this one Gm* for simplicity's sake)
G7sus4 {2 3 0 0 3 x} (Not the exact chord name but whatever)
DMaj7 {x x 0 2 2 2}
[Intro] Dm Dsus2 Gm* Gm A A7
[Verse 1]
Dm
Drag him out your window, dragging out the dead
Dsus2 Gm
Singing I miss you, snakes and ladders flip the lid
Gm* Gm
Out pops the cracker, smacks you in the head, knives you in the neck
A A7
Kicks you in the teeth steel toe caps takes all your credit cards
Get up get the gunge
Dm
Get the eggs get the flan in the face
Dsus2
The flan in the face, the flan in the face
Gm Gm*
Dance you fucker, dance you fucker
Don't you dare, don't you dare
Gm
Don't you flan in the face
A A7
Take it with the love its given, take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the tax man
Dm
Let me back, let me back
Dsus2
I promise to be good, don't look in the mirror
Gm Gm*
At the face you don't recognize
Gm
Help me, call the doctor, put me inside
A
Put me inside, put me inside
A7
Put me inside, put me inside
[Chorus 1]
D Dsus2
I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up
G
Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways
That he's gonna mess me up
F#m
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
Dmaj7 G
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops
[Interlude]
Dm C
Oh, oh, oh, oh whoa
Bb F
oh no no, no no no, no no no no, no no no no
A
No no no no, no, no no
(x3, cut F and A short on last one)
[Verse 2]
Dm Dsus2
Walking like giant cranes, and with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked
Gm Gm*
In a tight little world, and are you on the list?
Gm
Stepford Wives who are we to complain?
A
Investments and dealers, investments and dealers
A7
Cold wives and mistresses, cold wives and
Dm
Sunday papers city
Dsus2
Boys in First Class don't know we're born little
Gm Gm*
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Gm
Born and raised for the job
A
Someone always does always pick it up
A7
Get over get up get over, turn the tape off
[Chorus 2]
D Dsus2
I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up
G
Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways
That he's gonna mess me up
F#m
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
DMaj7 G
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops, so I'm just gonna
D G7sus4
Oooooh, oooh oooh
F#m
Oooooh, oooh oooh
DMaj7 G7sus4
Ooooooooh, oooooh
(Strum last 2 chords one time each)
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