Intro:
Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
Verse 1:
Am Dm G C
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
Am D E
You really are a heel
Am Dm
You're as cuddly as cactus
G C
You're as charming as an eel
F E
Mister Gr - i - nch
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You're a bad banana with a
Am Dm
greasy black peel
Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
Verse 2:
Am Dm G C
You're a monster, Mister Grinch
Am D E
Your heart's an empty hole
Am Dm
Your brain is full of spiders
G C
You've got garlic in your soul
F E
Mister Gr - i - nch
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I wouldn’t touch you with a...
Am Dm
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
Verse 3:
Am Dm G C
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch
Am D E
You have termites in your smile
Am Dm
You have all the tender sweetness of
G C
A seasick crocodile
F E
Mister Gr - i - nch
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Given the choice between the two of you
Am Dm
I'd take the seasick crocodile
Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
Verse 4:
Am Dm G C
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch
Am D E
You're the king of sinful sots
Am Dm
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
G C
With moldy purple spots
F E
Mister Gr - i - nch
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You're a three-decker
sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
Am Dm
With arsenic sauce
Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
Verse 5:
Am Dm G C
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
Am D E
With a nauseous super "naus"
Am Dm
You're a crooked jerky jockey
G C
and you drive a crooked horse
F E
Mister Gr - i – nch
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Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable
E Am Dm
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots
Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
Verse 6:
Am Dm G C
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch
Am D E
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Am Dm
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
G C
Your soul is full of gunk
F E
Mister Gr - i - nch
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The three words that best describe you
are as follows, And I quote:
Dm! E! Am!!!!!!
Stink!..., stank!..., stunk!
