I CAN'T DO ANYTHING by X Ray Spex INTRO: (strum each chord) D A G A D A G A (build up on last chord) ALL IN: C A F G x1 C A F G I can't write And I can't sing I can't do anything I can't read And I can't spell I can't even get to hell I can't luv And I can't hate I can't even hesitate I can't dance And I can't walk I can't even try to talk D Am Gm A x2 D Am Gm A Freedom tried to strangle me With my plastic popper beads But I hit him back With my pet rat Yeah I hit him back With my pet rat REPEAT INTRO: C A F G x1 C A F G I can't spit And I can't kick I can't even be thick I can't read And I can't spell I can't even get to hell I can't luv And I can't hate I can't even hesitate I can't dance And I can't walk I can't even try to talk D Am Gm A x2 D Am Gm A Freedom tried to strangle me With my plastic popper beads But I hit him back With my pet rat Yeah I hit him back With my pet rat But I hit him back With my pet rat D Am Gm A (hit chords once each time) But I hit him back With my pet rat