A tab for those who may only be beginners and want a simple, more manageable version to play :)
* = Strum once
[Intro]
Am
Ooh
G
ha-ha
F
Ooh
C
ha-ha
[Verse]
Am
If you weren't born with it
G
You can buy a couple ornaments
F
Just be sure to read the warning kids
C
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha
Am G
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
F
You can always call up a professional
C
They stick pins in you, like a vegetable, ha-ha
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Kids forever, Kids forever
G
Baby soft skin turns into leather
F
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
C *
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
Am
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
G
Is it true that pain is beauty?
F
Does a new face come with a warranty?
C
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
G
How did you afford her surgery?
F
Do you swear you'll stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
Am G
Even if her face don't stay together
[Instrumental]
F C
[Verse]
Am
If you want a little more confidence
G
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
F
All you need's a couple more condiments
C
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha-ha
Am
It's such a waste
G
When little girls grow into their mothers face
F
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
C
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Kids forever, Kids forever
G
Baby soft skin turns into leather
F
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
C *
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Chorus]
Am
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
G
Is it true that pain is beauty?
F
Does a new face come with a warranty?
C
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am
Oh Mr. Potato head tell me
G
How did you afford her surgery?
F
Do you swear you'll stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, Stay forever
G
Even if her face don't stay together
F
Stay forever, Stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
[Chorus]
Am *
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
G *
Is it true that pain is beauty?
F *
Does a new face come with a warranty?
C *
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am *
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
G *
How did you afford her surgery?
F *
Do you swear you'll stay forever
C *
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, Stay forever
G
Even if her face don't stay together
F
Stay forever, Stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, Stay forever
G
Even if her face don't stay together
F
Stay forever, Stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
[Outro]
Am
Ooh
G
ha-ha
F
Ooh
C
ha-ha
