[Notes] This is the studio version from the 2000 album "Dongs of Sevotion." The Asus4, Am7 and Gm7 chords are played sporadically, sometimes skipping entire sections, giving the song a loose feel. Fill is played over Gm/Gm7 chords. [Intro] F Bb F F Bb F F Bb F [Chorus] F Bb F Bb F Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife F Bb F Bb F Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife F Bb F Bb F For the first time in your life [Verse 1] Am Asus4 Am Asus4 Am Wear your blouse undone to here Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm and your skirt split up to there [Fill] e|-/-13-10-8h10p8----------| B|-------------------------| G|----------------10-------| D|-------------------------| x2 A|-------------------------| E|-------------------------| [Chorus] F Bb F Bb F Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife F Bb F Bb F For the first time in your life F Bb F Bb F Oh dress sexy at my funeral my good wife [Verse 2] Am Asus4 Am Asus4 Am Wink at the minister Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm Blow kisses to my grieving brothers [Fill] e|-/-13-10-8h10p8----------| B|-------------------------| G|----------------10-------| D|-------------------------| x2 A|-------------------------| E|-------------------------| [Chorus] F Bb F Bb F Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife [Verse 3] Am Asus4 Am Asus4 Am And when it comes your turn to speak Gm Gm7 before the crowd F Tell them about the time we did it Am Am7 Gm On the beach with fireworks above us F Am Am7 Gm On the railroad tracks with the gravel in your back F Am Am7 Gm In the back room of a crowded bar F Am Am7 Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm And in the very graveyard where my body now rests [Fill] e|-/-13-10-8h10p8----------| B|-------------------------| G|----------------10-------| D|-------------------------| x3 A|-------------------------| E|-------------------------| [Chorus] F Bb F Bb F Oh dress sexy at my funeral my good wife F Bb F Bb F Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife F Bb F For the first time in your life [Interlude] Bb Bbsus4 Bb Bbsus4 Bb Bbsus4 Bb Bbsus4 [Verse 4] Am Gm Also tell them about how I gave to charity F Am Gm And tried to love my fellow man as best I could F Am Gm But most of all don't forget about the time on the beach Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm Gm7 Gm With fireworks above us [Fill] e|-/-13-10-8h10p8----------| B|-------------------------| G|----------------10-------| D|-------------------------| x5 A|-------------------------| E|-------------------------| [Outro] F Am Gm Oh, Oh, Oooooh ... F Am Gm Oh, Oh, Oooooh ... F Am Gm Oh, Oh, Oooooh ... F Am Gm Oh, Oh, Oooooh ... F Am Gm Oh, Oh, Oooooh ... F ************************************ | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | / Slide up ************************************