[Intro] Am Am/C Am/B Am/E Am/G Am/F# F E Am Am/C Am/B Am/E Am/G Am/F# F E [Verse 1] Am G Well we're all wasted, in a bar C F E Somewhere downtown A Am G F E When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "Man I'm gonna send you to hell" Am Em F E Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said, "Oh boy, you better fuckin' run, Am G F E I've been sittin' here just a slammin' down beers, now its time to have some fun" Oh [Interlude] C E F#m Em Am E F#m Em Am E D E A A F#m F F F E E E F E E [Bridge] Am G Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good F E Am And then I fell to the ground, but I kicked him fast D Em F E I kicked him real swift and he came a tumblin' down Am G He took a stab at me and nearly cut my gut F E But I kicked that knife to the floor Am C Em Then I took his head and slammed it into the bar F E Am C F E I don't think he'll come around no more Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh [Chorus] E Am F C Em Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years, Trying to recap my life Am F C E Every night trouble finds my sight and I cant help but fight Am F With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal C E Am F C E I'll be stickin' around, until the day a man will put me away and I can rest my soul [Verse 2] Am G Well we're all wasted, in a bar F E Somewhere downtown Am G F Em E When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "Man, I'm gonna send you to hell" A Am D G F C Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said, "Oh boy this is the day" A G F Em Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight through my eye and Then I fell to my knees Am C F E Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh [Chorus] E Am F C E Well I've been Drinkin' here for so many damn years, Trying to recap my life Am F C Em Every night trouble finds my sight and I cant help but fight Am F With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal C E Tonight I'm goin' home Am F C Em E Today's the day a man put me away and I can rest my soul [Outro] E G A A A D C Dm Dm F E E E E E A