F I never met a lady C Bb Quite as pretty as Melody Dean F And when I laid my head down on her C Bb heart it beated out your name F And so I had to C listen to her Bb heart beat several hundred times and F She was very C nice about it Bb Held my hand and didn't mind F I never put my foot in the same C Bb River twice I don't like getting wet F You take the good you take the bad C Bb You take it all and that is all you get F The fact is you would rather I be C Bb lonely in a bathtub with a book F The fact is you would rather I sat C Bb Pining on our pictures from New York New York, New York, New York But F C Bb I get torn to pieces F C Bb For the stupidest reasons F C Bb All I want's to love the one I'm with Just like the song says F I don't like picking sides I don't like C Bb Sticking my Sharona in a box F I like to spread her out on different C Bb Crackers, yeah I like the way she looks F And when I go to bed at night with C Bb Melody undressing in my head F To get tot sleep you know that I would C Bb Rather be undressing you instead Instead, instead, instead F I never met a lady quite as C Pretty as Melody Dean and Bb Even though I know you are a little bit angry with me F You know that it is you I love C And you I want to get me off Bb But you can only do that when you're here And right now you are not F (Instrumental break follows the exact same pattern) F I never cross the Continental C Bb Divide without thinking about you F I am a tree that's carved up with her C Bb Name she is a warrior tattoo F And the fact is you're selective about C Bb what you can remember for a start F The fact is you're just jealous as all C Bb Get out we can do it in the dark The dark, the dark, the dark But F C Bb I get torn to pieces F C Bb For the stupidest reasons F C Bb All I want's to love the one I'm with Just like Steven Stills says F I never met a lady quite as C Pretty as Melody Dean and Bb Even though I know you are a little bit angry with me F You know that it is you I love C And you I want to get me off Bb But you can only do that when you're here And right now you are not
