Hi guys!! This is my tab for Sammy J and Randys "secrets." I loved this song when
i heard it. im pretty sure most of this is right... i had to write the lyrics
myself, and the chords are all right except maybe a bit in the middle. If you dont
have a capo you can play it open with chrods F#m (for Em), D (For C), A(for G), E
(for D), and at the end the chords C (for A), G(for E), F (for G), Am (for F#m),
but i prefer playing it with the capo on. Enjoy!
Capo 2
Em C
I've got a secret, I've got one too
G D
Tell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you)
Em C
Unload your burden, relinquish your lie
G
I'm ashamed, you are safe now
D
My day of judgment has arrived
C G D
Rise up, stand tall
Em C
For the keeper of secrets will fall
G D D
While the truth teller quenches his thirst – at the fountain of justice!
Em C
You go first. No after you.
G D
Rock paper scissors? (oh that’s funny isn’t it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or
nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.)
Em C
Well please I insist after all how can I be so sure
G
That the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you
D
In comparison to, your secret
Which might be as boring as bat shit
Em
My standard of secrets are second to none
C
There are nazi’s who would not believe what I've done
G
my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more
D
I'm a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore!
Em
I ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist
C
I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving
G
I don’t flush at parties, I dabble in arsine
D
I love polystyrene I voted for Howard
Em
I leave without paying I j-walk I litter
C
I love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter
G
I don’t wear a helmet I wear womens shoes
D
I slept with your grandma
C
I slept with my grandmother too
G D
but these are mere samples, common examples of everyday
Em C
Things that we keep locked away
C G D
and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin
Em C
of my soul, a secret that’s too big to say
G D Em C
rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall
C G
I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy
D Em
I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car
C G D
I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes
Em
I organize cockfights I piss in the spa
A E D
I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic
F#m
I spread salmonella
A E
I told my accountant I'm semi retired
D F#m
I pay cash in hand coz my visas expired
D A
and secrets are like margarine,
E F#m
they're easy to spread but harder to clean
D A
off your pants and once that stain is seen
E E
everyone knows I’ve been stickin my dick in the fridge!
A
What? Nothing. Secrets!
