[Intro and verses]
C
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B------------1-------------1----|
G-------------------------------| (Repeat this until the end of each verse)
D-------------------0h2---------|
A------0h3----------------------|
E-------------------------------|
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
END OF CHORUS
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer-space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super-glue
I wonder: what's this red button do?
[Chorus]
F G C Am F
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F G C Am F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
F G Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but their quite possibly
C G Am
The dumbest ways to die
F G C
Dumbest ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie.....
F G C
So many dumb ways, so many dumb ways to die!
