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Dropkick Murphys - First Class Loser
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No capo
[Intro]
Bm D A
Bm D A
[Verse]
Bm
Have you ever had a family
D A
Or a friend that drove you crazy
Bm
A foe or a neighbour
D A
Who's obnoxious, rude, or lazy?
Bm
The type of guy you'd cross six lanes
D A
Of traffic to avoid
G
He's always got his handout
A
He's wicked unemployed
[Verse]
Bm
You can't ditch him, you can't lose him
D A
There is no place you can hide
Bm
He's a boy, he's a jerk
D A
He's everything that you despise
Bm
But you can't just tune him out
D A
Because he's too loud to ignore
G
When he shows up at your house
A
You kill the lights and hit the floor
[Chorus]
D G
Cause he's a first class loser
D A
He's a first class loser
D
He's a first class loser
G
Which nobody can deny
D A
He's a first class loser
He's not my type of guy
[Interlude]
Bm D A
Bm D A
[Verse]
Bm
His personality is impervious
D A
To reason or suggestion
Bm
He can't take a hint
D A
And he always stays his welcome
Bm
He's nobody's friend
D A
Yeah he's hated by all races
G
He only cares about himself
A
He parks in handicap spaces
[Chorus]
D G
Cause he's a first class loser
D A
He's a first class loser
D
He's a first class loser
G
I stab him in the eye
D A
He's a first class loser
D
He's not my type of guy
[Bridge]
D/F# G
We've all got some loser in us
A D
But it ain't a full time job
D/F# G A
I may be a little difficult
D
But I'm not a total nob
D/F# G
I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him
A D
Punch him, watch him as he falls
A
I'm gonna trash him, kick him
Scratch him, clove him
Smash him in the balls
[Chorus]
D G
He's a first class loser
D A
He's a first class loser
D
He's a first class loser
G
Which nobody can deny
D
He's a first class loser
A
He's not my type of guy
D
He's a first class loser
G
He makes me wanna cry
D A
He's a first class loser
Bm
I wouldn't miss him if he died
(Oh, hell no)
(What, what? Come on. You know what I'm saying.)
