Capo : 3
A
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Dm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
A
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Dm
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
E
I'm not a gangster tonight
F
Don't want to be a bad guy
E
I'm just a loner baby
F
And now you're gotten in my way
C
I can't decide
E7
Whether you should live or die
Am
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
C
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
E7 Am
It's cold and hard and petrified
F Am
Lock the doors and close the blinds
F G C
We're going for a ride
A
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
Dm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
A
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
E
I've got to hand it to you
F
You've played by all the same rules
E
It takes the truth to fool me
F
And now you've made me angry
C
I can't decide
E7
Whether you should live or die
Am
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
C
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
E7 Am
It's cold and hard and petrified
F Am
Lock the doors and close the blinds
F G C
We're going for a ride
G E7
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Am
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
G C
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
E7
Oh I could bury you alive
Am
But you might crawl out with a knife
Dm
And kill me when I'm sleeping
G
That's why
C
I can't decide
E7
Whether you should live or die
Am
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
C
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
E7 Am
It's cold and hard and petrified
F Am
Lock the doors and close the blinds
F G C G C
We're going for a ride
Outro : C E7 Am F (x2)
