[Intro] G [Verse 1] G If your paycheck depends on G The weather and the clock G If your conversation calls for a little G7 More than a coffee pot C If you need to pour your heart out and G Try to rectify some situation ... that you're facing D G Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association [Verse 2] G When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket G For most things you don't mind G But when your dollar goes to all of those G7 Standing in a welfare line C Rejoice you have a voice G If you're concerned about the destination ... of this great nation D G It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association [Chorus] C It represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching-back C Overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd G Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud D C C# D There's no forms or no applications C C# D There's no red-tape administrations D G It's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association [Solo] C G D G [Verse 3] G We're all one big family G From the cities and the towns G We don't reach for handouts G7 We reach for those who're down C G And every local chapter has a 7 day a week available...consultation G For your frustration D G It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association [Chorus] C It represents the mud flaps, six pack, beer crack C Overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd G Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud D C C# D There's no forms or no applications C C# D There's no red-tape administrations D G It's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association D G Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association [Outro] G Do not delay - contact today - your HBA - HBA