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* Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER *
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Tabbed by JP
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy.
CHORDS USED:
F#m A B D E
EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe
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VERSE 1:
A D A
They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
B7 E
97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
A D A
I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
D A E A
99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time
A D A
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
B7 E
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
A D A
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
D A
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
CHORUS:
E A
I got too much to think about
D A
Too much to think about
D A
Too much to figure out
D E F#m D
Stuck between hope and doubt
A E A
It's too much to think about
VERSE 2:
A D
They say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just bullshit you'll never
A
need
B7 E
84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
A D A
Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
D A
Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
E A
Drinks to an alarming excess
More money, more stress I guess
CHORUS:
D A
Too much to think about
D A
Too much to figure out
D E F#m D
Stuck between hope and doubt
A E A
It's too much to think about
VERSE 3:
A D A
74 percent of all statisticians truly hate their fucking jobs
B7
They say the average bank robber lives within about 20 miles of the bank that
E
he robs
A D
There's this little bank not far from here that I've been watching now for a
A
while
D A E A
Lately all I can think about is how bad I wanna go out in style
D A
Too much to think about
D A
Too much to figure out
D E F#m D
Stuck between hope and doubt
A E
It's too much to think about
Amen
A E A
It's too much to think about
Mmm hmmm
