Each chord should be strum twice (including the intro), the time signature is 3/4
and should feel similar to a waltz "1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3..."
Intro: C
C C
There was an old farmer
C G
Who lived on a rock
G G
He sat in the meadow
F
Just shaking his
C C
Fist at some boys
C G
Who were down by the crick
G G
Their feet in the water
F
Their hands on their
C C
Marbles and playthings
C G
And at half past four
G G
There came a young lady
F
She looked like a
C C
Pretty young creature
C G
She sat on the grass
G G
She pulled up her dress
F
And she showed them her
C C
Ruffles and laces
C G
And white fluffy duck
G G
She said she was learning
F
A new way to
C C
Bring up her children
C G
So they would not spit
G G
While the boys in the barnyard
F
Were shoveling
C C
Refuse and litter
C G
From yesterday's hunt
G G
While the girl in the meadow
F
Was rubbing her
C C
Eyes at the fellow
C G
Down by the dock
G G
He looked like a man
F
With a sizable
C C
Home in the country
C G
With a big fence out front
G G
And if he asked her politely
F
She'd show him her
C C
Little pet dog
C G
Who was subject to fits
G G
And maybe she'd let him
F
Grab hold of her
C C
Small tender hand
C G
With a movement so quick
G G
And then she'd bend over
F
And suck on his
C C
Candy, so tasty
C G
Made of butterscotch
G G
And then he'd spread whipped cream
F
All over her
C C
Cookies that she had
C G
Left out on her shelf
G G
If you think this is dirty
F C
You can go fuck yourself!
