Words & music by Paul Simon 1986 G Am7|G/D D|G Am7|G/D D| G Am7 |G/D D |Em D| Fat Charlie the Archangel sloped into thc room C D |G Am7 | He said I have no opinion about this G/D D |G Am7 |G/D D| And I have no opinion about that G Am7 |G/D D |Em D| Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon C D |G Am7 |G/D He said well I don't claim to be happy about this, boys D |G Am7 |G/D D| And I don't seem to be happy about that F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F I don't want no part of this crazy love | Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love G Am7|G/D D|G Am7|G/D D| G Am7 |G/D D |Em D| She says she knows about jokes This time the joke is on me C D |G Am7 | Well, I have no opinion about that G/D D |G Am7 |G/D D| And I have no opinion about me G Am7 |G/D D |Em D| Somebody could walk into this room and say your life is on fire C D |G Am7 | It's all over the evening news G/D D |G Am7 |G/D D| All about the fire in your life on the evening news F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F I don't want no part of this crazy love | Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love G Am7|G/D D|G Am7|G/D D| G Am7 |G/D D |Em D| Fat Charlie the Archangel files for divorce C D |G Am7 | He says well this will eat up a year of my life G/D D |G Am7 |G/D D| And then there's all that weight to be lost G Am7 |G/D D |Em D| She says the joke is on me. I say the joke is on her C D |G Am7 |G/D I said I have no opinion about that D |G Am7|G/D D| We'll just have to wait and confer F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Bb |C I don't want no part of your love |F Bb |C F I don't want no part of this crazy love | Bb |C F | I don't want no part of this crazy love Repeat and fade: F Bb|C F|Bb |C |