[Intro] Am, C, G, F (use your "pinky finger" for each chord; listen to the song) Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time) [Verse] (Note:don't do the "pinky thing" for the singing parts) Am Nobody knows everything G We know this to be true F Everything is difficult C G Except what's in front of you Am G But it's complicated even under your nose F Bullshit math equations C G And your highs and your lows Am And your manic depression G It comes and it goes F Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts C G And you're in fight-or-flight mode Am, C, G, F (Note: "pinky thing") Am, C, G, F (hold F for 4 measures second time) [Verse] (same chords as 1st verse) Am G How's the world so small when the world is so large? F C G And what made the world, could I please speak to who's in charge? Am G Everything is real but it's also just as fake F C G From your daughter's birthday party to your grandmother's wake Am G And your bi-polar illness, it comes and it goes F Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts C G And you're in fight or flight C F You're in fight or flight C G You're in fight or flight mode Am, C, G, F (Note: "pinky thing") Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time) [Verse](same chords as 1st verse) Am G I've tried to know which words to sing so many times F And I've tried to know which chords to play C G And I've tried to make it rhyme Am G And I've tried to find the key that all good songs are in F C G And I've tried to find the notes to make that great resounding din Am But there's a bad man in everyone G No matter who we are F C G There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts Am G Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too F C G There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you Am So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson C Am G People love you more, oh never mind, oh never mind Am In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson C Am G The world won't care whether you live or die, live or die Am In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson, C Am G They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face Am So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, C Am, C, G, F You live in an unforgiving place. Am, C, G, F (hold F for 8 measures 2nd time) (Note: "pinky thing")