Intro: Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D#
Bb F Dm
You've been counting all the days off
Bb F D#
Of your calendar for weeks now
Bb F Dm
You can't wait for Saturday cause
Bb F D#
That's the night that it all goes down
Bb F Dm
From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
D# F G
Cause that is when I'll give you what you need
F D# Bb
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
D# F
You just tell me baby if that is too much
D#
When my stuff is in your stuff
Bb
Our souls become entwined
D#
For 180 seconds
(cutoff)
My sex has blown your mind
Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D#
(Oh my god you're so welcome.)
Bb F Dm
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
Bb F D#
And give them the details of how it went down
Bb F Dm
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
Bb F D#
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
Bb F Dm
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
D#
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...
F D#
Three minutes of ecstasy
Bb
Any more and this house would burn
D#
That's why I don't last longer
F
Your safety is my main concern
D#
If you haven't finished
Bb
Well baby that's just fine
D#
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time
Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D#
(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)
F
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
D#
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
Bb
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
D#
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
F
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
D#
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
Db
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
D#
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
F D# Db
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's
D# (few strums then hold)
skip to the end... 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!
F D#
Three minutes of ecstasy
Bb
Several nights a month
D#
But not more than four times a month
F
Than would be ridiculous
D#
Im sure Ive left you happy
Bb
But in case thats not enough
D#
Heres a copy of my headshot
F D#
And a drawing of my nuts
Bb D#
A drawing of my nuts
F D#
A drawing of my nuts
Bb D#
A drawing of my nuts
