This is how i play this song, feel free to find your way to play it. I play it this way because it seems to emulate the bass, and sounds great to me, i play this without pick. Hope you'll enjoy. The positions I use for this song: C F G Am -0- -0- -0- -0-| -1- -1- -1- -1-| -0- -2- -0- -2-| -2- -3- --- -2-| -3- -0- -2- -0-| --- --- -3- -0-| I'll use [ ] to denote what to play in a "normal way" (only in the chorus). C ---0---0-| ---1---1-| ---0---0-| -----2---| -3-------| ---------| (x4) F G C ---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| ---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| ---2---2---0---0---0---0---0---0-| -----3---------------2-------2---| -0-----------2---3-------3-------| ---------3-----------------------| C I like telling dirty jokes, C And I like smoking crystal meth, F G C But darling I love you. C And I like laughing at retards, C And I like throwing rocks at dogs, F G C But darling I love you. [F] [G] I love you like the moon and stars, [C] [Am] When little kids get hit by cars, F G C Girl you know it's true. F G C Darling, I love you. C I've been tryin' to move on, C since you left, Since you've been gone, F G C but it's so hard on me. C Talked to a girl in first hour, C bought her a cd, Bought her a flower, F G C but she's a stupid cunt. [F] [G] [C] [Am] But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. [F] [G] [C] [Am] I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun. [F] [G] [C] [Am] I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too. F G C But darling, I love you.