[Intro]
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Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
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Similar events in cities across America
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Events which bore a striking resemblance
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To the ones you have just seen began occurring
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Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
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Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
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Made the acquaintance of a new breed of fly trap
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And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood
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Thus the plants worked their terrible will
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Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
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And the plants proceeded to grow, and grow
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And began what they came here to do
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Which was essentially to
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Eat Cleveland
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And Des Moines
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And Peoria
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And New York
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And this theater!
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They may offer you fortune and fame
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Love and money and instant acclaim
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But whatever they offer you don't feed the plants!
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They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
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Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
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But whatever they offer you don't feed the plants!
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Look out, here comes Audrey II
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Look out, here i come for you
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(Here I come for you, here I come for you, here I come for you)
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Hold your hat and hang on to your soul
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Something's coming to eat the world whole
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If we fight it we've still got a chance
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But whatever they offer you
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Though they're slopping the trough for you
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Please whatever they offer you
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Don't feed the plants (We'll have tomorrow)
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Don't feed the plants!
