Bad Role Models Old Idols Exhumed Psst Teenagers Put Your Clothes Back O

E                  A
They were just some aliens passing judgement
G#m                                A
Sifting through the fallout of our final judgement
E                        A
Found our skeletons with sharpened teeth
           G#m              A
That was a thing back then
E               A
If I'm good, or if I'm bored
    G#m                A
I'm not gonna call you anymore
          E                     A
I'll just visit the exhibit you left on the site 
       G#m                    A
Of bad role models and poorly carved idols
    E                       A
I remember it was never a pleasure to meet you
       G#m                 A
Had to make a fake account just to meet you
      E                               A
But I can't stand your posts now, I'm going to delete you
        G#m                    A
Used to be that sweet fear but these days it's just

       E
We are friends
       A
Be our friends
          G#m
What's my name?
          A
What's my gender?
          E
Or are we above that?
            A
Or are we beneath that?
       G#m                 A
You forget just who you're talking to
        E                       A             G#m  A
And you probably looked like an idiot in that hat


Trumpet Melody

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