Before you play: I tabbed this song because I love Rhett and Link. My closest friends
and I have a YouTube channel, (www.youtube.com/vloganthem) and we all love the musical talents and comedy of
Rhett and link. it would be great if you could check us out, if you have the time. Here's the tab/chords:
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWj42BxDXCU
(* means a quick strum on the chord change.)
NO CAPO
[Rhett & Link talking]
Hey
Whatcha doing?
Driving, whatcha doing?
Driving and texting..
Hmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that?
[Link]
G
Yes, because. I'm a textpert
F
An expert at texting
C Am *F*
Rejecting the notion that you think I'll be wrecking
G F
Due to the fact that I'm distracted?!
C Am *F*
I multi-task best behind the wheel when I get textually active
G F
YOU should keep both eyes on the road, sir. For real
C Am *F*
You'll look down, look up and end up in the trunk of another automobile
G F
Leave it to a pro. Be incommunicado
C Am *F* G
Until you get to where you need to go, this conversation's O. Ver
[Rhett & Link talking]
F
No it isn't?
C
Yes it is
Am *F*
No it isn't!
[Rhett]
G F
Cause I'm a textpert! An expert at texting
C Am F
Pressing, my keypad when my car's not resting
G F
I can divide my attention up
C Am *F*
I got so much attention, I've got an eleven-tion
G F
With one eye on the road; one eye on my phone
C Am *F*
I texted-in this drive-thru order for my latte and scone
Thank you
G F
Now I'm-n-a text-n-eat-n-sip-n-dip and shift
C Am *F*
It in to D and then chin-drive home
[Hook: Rhett & Link]
G F
I'm a textpert
C Am F
A textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur
G F
I'm a textpert
C Am F
Don't worry, nobody's gonna get hurt-urt-urt-urt-urt
[Link]
G F
Sometimes I text both sides of a conversation
C Am *F*
Cause it's tough to keep up with my text-ual pacing
G F
On rare occasion, when I've got nothing to text about
C Am *F*
I text myself reminders of what I'm doing now
[Rhett]
G F
I carry on, more concurrent conversations
C Am *F*
Than one phone alone is prone to accept
So, I've
G F
Tested and perfected my patented method:
C Am *F*
The second handset hands-free toe text
[Link]
G F
I ride with my Swedish Masseuse
C Am *F*
She gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu
[Rhett]
G F
My yogi shows me hand yoga poses, like:
C Am *F*
Downward Facing Pinky and Thumb Lotus
[Link]
G *F*
I'll never stoop so low, as to text photos
C Am *F*
Instead I text the correct combo of 1's and 0's
[Rhett]
G F
I'm an artiste! Using ASCII!
C Am *F*
I just texted this toad to an art gallery
[Link]
G F
I text more, than the next bored pre-pubescent tween!
C Am *F*
In fact I've text-induced my own second puberty!
[Rhett]
G
How does that work exactly?
[Link]
F C *Am*
Everything that happened before is happening some more
That's all I'm comfortable sharing at this time...
[Rhett]
G F
I gave a lift to a drifter!
C
And texted his estranged sister
Am *F*
And now I'm hostin' em here for dinner!
[Link]
G F
Well did I mention I'm a text-itrician?
C Am *F*
A next-gen OB/GYN, a Lamaze text-nician
[Rhett]
G F
Well, I'm the next Dr. Phil of SMS
[Link]
C Am *F*
I'm poppin' out babies with the power of text!
[Hook]
G F
I'm a textpert
C Am F
A textin' traveler who doesn't need a chauffeur-eur-eur-eur-eur
[Rhett and Link talking]
G | G
By the way, where're you headed son? | (I'm a textpert)
F | F
Headed West on 421 | (Don't worry,)
421? |
C | C
Uh-huh | (Nobody's gonna get hurt)
West?! |
Am | Am
Yes. You? | (-urt-urt-)
F | F
Me? I'm headed... | (-urt-urt)
G (if you want a punctual ending)
[CRASH]
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