"Phone in a Pool" by Ben Folds
[Verse]
Dm G
Take it easy
C F
Take it slow
Dm G
Oh
C C/D C/E F
Dm G C
Get on with the show
F Dm G
Oh, that's what I know
C C/D C/E F
Dm G C F
I woke in a cold sweat
Dm Dm/E Dm/F G
Last night
C F
Dm G
Seems what's been good for the music
C F Dm Dm/E Dm/F G
Hasn't always been so good for the life
C F
[Chorus]
Dm G
I've thrown my phone in a pool
C F
In New Orleans
Dm G
Found the love of my live
C F
Again, y'all knows what I means
Dm G
And I'll be back on your sofa
C C/D C/E F Dm G
In a puddle in a couple of weeks
C C/D C/E F
Oh yeah
[Verse]
Dm G C F
I can't tell what you're saying
Dm Dm/E Dm/F G
When you yell
C C/D C/E F
At the same time
Dm G C F Dm
You could be telling me the story of your life
G C F
Your life
Dm G
Is my malfunction so surprising
C F Dm G
'Cause I always seem so stable and bright
C F
Dm G C C/D C/E F
Ain't it always the quiet type
[Chorus]
Dm G
I've thrown my phone in a pool
C F
In New Orleans
Dm G
Found the love of my live
C F
Again, y'all knows what I means
Dm G
And I'll be back on your sofa
C C/D C/E F Dm
In a puddle in a couple of weeks
G
I won't, I won't, I won't blame
Dm
New Orleans
[Bridge]
C G Dm
C G Dm
C G Dm C G Dm
Can't you people function for a little while
C G Dm C G
Without me bouncing off the satellite for a night
C F
C F
[Verse]
Dm G
Drink it fast or
C F
Drink it slow
Dm G
That's what I know
C F
Dm G C F
When you've gotten to the bottom of it
Dm F
It's time to go
C C/D C/E F
Dm G
And when you've lived to be 200
C F Dm G
Feel free to offer your advice
C F
Dm G
But until that time
C F
Here's my auto-reply
[Chorus]
Dm G
I've thrown my phone in a pool
C F
In New Orleans
Dm G
Found the love of my live
C F
Again, y'all knows what I means
Dm G
And I'll be back on your sofa
C C/D C/E F Dm G
In a puddle in a couple of weeks
C F
[Outro]
Dm G C F
That's what I know
Dm G C F
That's what I know
Dm G C F
