Whiskey Problems by Artist Vs Poet (tabbed by calvinwaaay)
Tune a half-step down to match the original version (:
Chords:
Bm: x20233
A*: x02233
A**: x00233
Em: 022033
D/F#:200233
Bm G
You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof mixed in
D A* Bm
seven different drinks to forget about you
G D A*
And that's what I'm gonna do
Bm G
It only took six months and five whole weeks
D A* Bm
I swear to God, 40 ounces never felt so free
G D A*
So free of your memory
Em D/F# G
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
Em D/F# G A
And girl I think we're one in the same.
G D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A* Bm A**
drink you all the time.
G D A* Bm A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
Em D/F# G A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
(Instrumental)
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220)
Bm G
I got a big hunch that you don't give a shit
D A* Bm
and I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it.
G D A*
But all that's over now.
Bm G
'Cause I got my good friends, Jack and Jim.
D A* Bm
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am
G D A*
and they're dying to hear me out.
Em D/F# G
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
Em D/F# G - A
And girl you know I've won either way.
G D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A* Bm A**
drink you all the time.
G D A* Bm A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
Em D/F# G A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
G D A*
You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
G D A* G - C
You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
G D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A* Bm A**
drink you all the time.
G D A* Bm A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D
Drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
A* Bm A**
drink you all the time.
G D A* Bm A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G D A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
G D A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
Em D/F# G A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
(Instrumental)
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220)
Em D/F# G A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
