Strumming pattern: e----------------------| (only strum for the D chord) B----------x-----------| G----------x-----------| D---x-x----x-----------| A---x-x----x-----------| (for the D chord, don't play this string...) E--don't play----------| Start strumming A for the intro, come in with [Verse 1] A F#m Her green plastic watering can D For her fake chinese rubber plant A D In the fake plastic earth A F#m That she bought from a rubber man D In a town full of rubber plans A D To get rid of itself [Chorus] Bm It wears her out.. A It wears her out.. Bm It wears her out.. A It wears her out [Verse 2] A F#m She lives with a broken man D A cracked polystyrene man A D Who just crumbles and burns A F#m He used to do surgery D For girls in the eighties A D But gravity always wins [Chorus] Bm And it wears him out.. A It wears him out.. Bm It wears him out.. A It weeeeeaaaars [Verse 3] A F#m She looks like the real thing D She tastes like the real thing A D My fake plastic love A F#m But I can't help the feeling D I could blow through the ceiling A D If I just turn and run [Chorus] Bm And it wears me out A It wears me out Bm It wears me out A It wears me out [Outro] Bm And if I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted Bm All the time.. A All the time.. A