xG Am(7) Wanna have some quality time with my son C G So I brought him down to the fishin’ hole G Am(7) Didn’t like the feelin of that worm in his hand C D Got mad, threw down his fishin pole G Am(7) Said that’s all right son lets go and get an ice cream C G Let your old man buy you a treat G Am(7) But he didn’t like no flavors up upon that wall C D Started crying and ran into the street G B He’s an a**hole, my kids an a**hole C G I swear he just don’t float my boat G B Always crying, always crying, C G made me wanna punch him in his little throat (that's basically the entire song, and the at the very end...) C G I’m on a real a**hole streak C G I could open an a**hole boutique C G I think this song has reached its peak C G Goodbye you a**holes, see you next week
