This is the Cal Johnson song from Family Guy where Patrick Warburton is riding a
horse while looking very cowboy-ish.
D G
There was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot the man,
D G D
Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.
D G
He wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats,
D G D
Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.
Bm D
He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five.
G D
He got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive.
Bm D
He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime.
G A
A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime
G D
In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun,
G D
Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down everyone.
G D
He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde.
G D
Cal Johnson was born the day he died.
