[Intro]
F F Bb Bb C C Bb Bb
[Verse 1]
F F
I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat
Bb Bb
And he is screaming and crying for help
C C
And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him
Bb Bb
Then it ever did protecting myself
F F
And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect
Bb Bb
But I believe that you were pushing your luck
C
It just sucks it played out like this
C Bb Bb
A terrible movie and you can tell none of the actors even give a fuck
[Chorus]
Dm C Bb
But you look good tonight girlfriend, Can I sleep in your bed?
Dm C F Bb C
And when I crawl out in the morning, Can I stay inside your head?
Bb C Dm
Cause you were high school
F Bb
And I was just more like real life
Bb C Dm
And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend
F Bb
But I was just more like his wife
Bb C Dm
I'll do the push-ups, I'll wear the makeup
F Bb
I'll do whatever he wants all night
Bb C Dm
Cause you were okay okay as a girlfriend
F Bb
But I was just more like real life.
[Verse 2]
F F
A long, long time ago my great, great, great, great grandfather
Bb Bb
took something that did not belong to him
C C
And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins
Bb Bb
I am part Native American
F F
And I am leaving as soon as I come.
Bb Bb
As soon as I come you will probably forget my name
C C
I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car (on the ride home)
Bb Bb
Or I could just stay here, because
[Chorus]
Dm C Bb
You look good tonight girlfriend, Can I sleep in your bed?
Dm C F Bb C
And when I crawl out in the morning, Can I stay inside your head?
Bb C Dm
Cause you were high school
F Bb
And I was just more like real life
Bb C Dm
And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend
F Bb
But I was just more like his wife
Bb C Dm
I'll wear the makeup, I'll do the push-ups
F Bb
I'll do whatever he wants all night
Bb C Dm
Cause you were okay okay as a girlfriend
F Bb
But I was just more like real life.
