Capo 2 E Tuning (You can decide whether to leave the other strings open or mute them. I prefer playing it open, like 024400 instead of x244xx) B 024400 C# 046600 E 022400 F#/B 2x4400 Ab/B 4x4400 G/B 3x4400 (supposed to sound kind of diminished-y) C/B x24400 (this can be optional, it sounds wrong to me but it's the closet thing I could try) This can be played in the verses B C# E C/B [Verse] B C# E When I was just a boy, we'll call it 15 or so, B C# E I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in my bones B C# E That girl who's next to me, she found herself bored to tears B C# E (N.C.) G/B (N.C.) She realized that if she wanted conversation, she's out of luck for three F#/B more years B C# E When I moved away from home, 100 miles or so, B C# E I knew a change had grown inside my awkwardly long limbs and bones B C# E That girl who's next to me, she's friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty, B C# Ab/B G/B F#/B But all she has to say is a meat head-themed monologue on why Brad ran away E F#/B Ab/B F#/B She said, "All I can hope for is for me to get better, E F#/B Ab/B F#/B because all I can take is no more. E F#/B Ab/B F#/B I'll win him back again, we'll be lovers, best friends. E F#/B Ab/B F#/B He won't need no other woman like he did way back when he was with me. B C#/B E He needed more than me B C#/B E I'm friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty, B C#/B E But he needed more than me." B C#/B E When I felt that I should leave, we'll call it midnight or so, B C#/B E I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in her bones B C#/B E That girl who's next to me, she don't know her worth in this town, B C#/B because her face starts to shine when that meat head behind me E Is grinning as he's checking her out E F#/B Ab/B F#/B I said, "All I can hope for is for you to get better, E F#/B Ab/B F#/B Because all I can take is no more. E F#/B Ab/B F#/B I'll hide where I can, away from you and your friends, E F#/B Ab/B F#/B leaking tears over beers once again."