Bloke by Chris Franklin Note: I Play the E as a slide in from D# to E (on the D string) simply because i think it sound right, but playing a normal E works fine too. This is only in the verses. Listen to the song and you'll know what i mean. There's also some light distortion over the chorus'. Intro: A, E D x2 A E D I hate the new age guys A E D I'm a chauvinist, I live on beer and pies F#m Tried to tell you but you look at me, like maybe, B D I'm an angel underneath, haven't brushed me teeth. A E D Yesterday I lied A E D But all me mates gave me a real good alibi Thanks guys (No Worries!) F#m B I really went out drinking, I told you I was at work D Don't ask me for commitment; D (Build Up) 'Cause it's something I will shirk Chorus 1: A I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker E And I really love your knockers F#m D I'm a labourer by day, I piss up all me pay A E Watching footy on TV, Just feed me more VB F#m D Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away A E D Or take me as I am A E D This may mean you'll have to fetch another can F#m Rest assured, that if I start to make you breakfast B I'm going to extremes D D (Build Up) but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced, and today won't mean a thing Chorus 2: A I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo E and me best mate's name is Robbo F#m D Winfield is me cigarette, I dress in flannelette A E Shearer's singlet that is blue, throw in a few tattoos F#m D You know you wouldn't want me any other way Solo: A E F#m D x2 E When you think, you've got me figured out F#m D The season's already changing (From footy to cricket) E F#m I think it's cool, when I act like a tool D And my mates try to shave me Chorus 1: A I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker E And I really love your knockers F#m D I'm a labourer by day, I piss up all me pay A E Watching footy on TV, Just feed me more VB F#m D Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away Chorus 2: A I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo E and me best mate's name is Robbo F#m D Winfield is me cigarette, I dress in flannelette A E Shearer's singlet that is blue, throw in a few tattoos F#m D You know you wouldn't want me any other way