[Intro]
Em G D A x2
[Verse]
Em G
Been away for college, was the baddest geek around
D A
He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
Em G
He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk
D A
Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend
D A
His barbie tried a female Ken
C G
But when the white ball hits the red cup
D A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
[Chorus]
Em G
Then he does the pong dance
D C
Oooooh woop, ooh oooh woop
Em G
Oooooh woop, ooh oooh woop
D C
Oooooh woop, ooh oooh woop
[Verse]
Em G
He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint
D A
He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!"
Em G
And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
D A
Even though he told the guys he got her into bed
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
But when you see him at the table
D A
He turns out to be rather stable
C G
And when the white ball hits the red cup
D A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
N.C.
Then he does the pong dance
[Chorus]
Em G
Then he does the pong dance
D C
Oooooh woop, ooh oooh woop
Em G
Oooooh woop, ooh oooh woop
D C
Oooooh woop, ooh oooh woop
[Outro]
Em
Then he does the pong dance
