[Verse 1] C F Am G Fuck you and your high-class friends C F Am G They wouldn't know the difference between love and sex C F Am G And I wouldn't say intelligence is something they possess C F Am G At least I haven't noticed in the time we've spent C F Am G On the weekends when we pretend that we're something more than friends C F Am G When we sleep in and it feels like how we feel we'll never end [Chorus] C And we pretend F Am G We pretend C We pretend F Am G We pretend [Verse 2] C F Am G Fuck you and your new boyfriend C F Am G I bet he doesn't know the things that I know and C F Am G I bet he doesn't know your hidden love for punk bands C F Am G Or your infatuation with drunk romance C F Am G Can we pretend that you leave him and we can be more than friends? C F Am G We can return to how we were when we met [Chorus] C And we'll pretend F Am G We'll pretend C We'll pretend F Am G We'll pretend [Verse 3] C F Am G Fuck you and what your parents say C F Am G I'm sorry that I doubted when you said that they're insane C F Am G Cause they always said I don't know how to act my age C F Am G They always said that I'm no good for you but hey C F Am G Can we pretend on the weekend that we maybe more than friends? C F Am G We can sleep in all weekend again [Chorus] C And we'll pretend F Am G We'll pretend C We'll pretend F Am G We'll pretend C Oh we'll pretend F Am G We'll pretend C F Am We'll pretend G C Oh we'll pretend