Peppermint Creams - Ninja Sex Party
From the album "Attitude City"
Fm 133111
C X32010
C# X46664
Eb X68886
Bb X13331
G# 466544
F# 244322
[Intro]
Fm C Fm C
Dear Princess, this is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang
[Verse 1]
Fm C# Eb Bb
I have ridden thousands of miles
Fm C# G# Eb
I have survived the deadliest trials
Fm C# Eb Bb
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
G# Bb C
For a taste of your peppermint creams
[Verse 2]
Fm C# Eb Bb
Sword and steed are all that I've had
Fm C# G# Eb
To conquer the evil over the land
Fm C# Eb Bb
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
G# Bb C
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
[Chorus]
C# G#
Oh! Talkin' about your boobies
C# Eb Fm
The peppermint creams are your boobies
C#
Your boobalicious boobies
G#
OH GOD!
F# C# Bb C
GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!
[Verse 3]
Fm C# Eb Bb
Lost in the dark of eternal night
Fm C# G# Eb
Failing my quest meant the end of my life
Fm C# Eb Bb
And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
G# Bb C
Then I thought of your peppermint creams
[Verse 4]
Fm C# Eb Bb
Now I kneel and pray to the gods
Fm C# G# Eb
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling façades
Fm C# Eb Bb
That I shall return and make you my queen
G# Bb C
And bask in your peppermint creams
[Chorus]
C#
Also your butt!
G# C# Eb
The term peppermint creams, also refers to your sweet butt!
Fm C#
Oh! Your ass cheeks from heaven!
G#
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
F# C#
Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
Bb
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!
C
I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!
[Outro]
Fm G#
And with these last words
C Fm
I must now bid you adieu
Fm G#
You are my princess
C Fm
And I will always love you...r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.
