Capo on the 4th fret
[Intro]
E
[Verse]
C E A E
If I can get this hanger through the window of my car,
F E A G
I’ll never leave my house again for anything I swear.
C E
Pacing in the driveway,
A E F E A G
I’m the nemesis of fun with soggy hot dog buns from spilling warm beer in my trunk.
[Chorus 1]
A E
Throwing down my jacket as I walk inside,
F C
I send a cloudy CD case flying off the side
D C
of a dresser from Ikea that I can’t get right.
E G
(God, I swear it’s missing pieces I could choke someone)
A E
“I guess you can come over if you’re really dry,
F C
but I’m not really trying to go out tonight.”
D
I’ve had a really shitty day,
C E G
I’d rather take some time to just pound zinfandel by myself and unwind.
[Verse]
C E A E
“Remind me of the last time that we hung out, was it sick?”
F E A G
(I don’t remember anything, not a glimpse of it)
C E A E
And I would rather re-up than hear about your kids,
F E A G
but I hope that y’all are doing just as great as I expect you’re doing.
[Chorus 2]
A E
‘P’ got me some gifts because she’s super tight.
F C
I’m lighterless relying on the stove for a light,
D C
but I don’t really care these are my favorite nights
E G
(when I can sit on my ass and respond to no one).
A E
“I guess you can come over if you’re really dry,
F C
but I’m not really trying to go out tonight.”
D C
No, with my clammy fingers grabbing every crumb
E G
that I find I could sit around here for the rest of my life.
[Instrumental]
D C E A E F E A G C E A E F E A G
[Verse]
C E A E
If I can get this hanger through the window of my car,
F E A G
I’ll never leave my house again for anything I swear.
C E
Pacing in the driveway,
A E F E A G
I’m the nemesis of fun with soggy hot dog buns from spilling warm beer in my trunk.
[Outro]
C E A E F E A G (x3)
C F C E F C F
