[Spoken Intro]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
(Yo', man) Yo'
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb Cmaj7
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
Bbmaj7 Cmaj7
(The girl next door, you know) Man
Dm7/Bb Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you (Alright)
[Verse]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
How could I for--get that I had
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Given her an extra key
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
All this time she was standing there
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
She never took her eyes off me
[Bridge]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
To be a true player you have to know how to play
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Never admit to a word when she say
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
And if she claims and you tell her baby no way
[Chorus]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
She stayed until it was over
[Verse]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
I had tried to keep her
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
From what she was about to see
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Why should she believe me
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
When I told her it wasn't me
[Bridge]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Wait for your answer: go over there
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
[Chorus]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
She stayed until it was over
[Verse]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
How could I for--get that I had
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Given her an extra key
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
All this time she was standing there
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
She never took her eyes off me
[Bridge]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
For the pain that I've caused
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
I've been listening to your reason
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
It makes no sense at all
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
We should tell her that I'm sorry
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
For the pain that I've caused
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
You may think that you're a player
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
But you're completely lost. That's why I sing
[Verse]
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Creeping with the girl next door
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Banging on the bathroom floor
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
How could I for--get that I had
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
Given her an extra key
Cmaj7 Dm7/Bb
All this time she was standing there
Cmaj7 Bbmaj7
She never took her eyes off me
