(Piano) G Em Am D x2 (Guitar) G Em Am D x3 Em D Verse 1 G Em Am D Oh, Philomena, you in a tawdry-gown G Em Am D Lean to your window, let's slip a ribbon down G Em Am D A cure to your boredom, if only you'd let me go Em D Down, down down G Em Am D Long summer days can lead to lazy vices G Em Am D Boys all at idle, left to their own devices G Em Am D Open up your linen lap and let me go Em D Down, down down Chorus B7 Em Am D All that I wanted in the world was just to live to see a naked girl B7 Em C D But I found I quickly bored, I wanted more, I wanted more Verse 2 G Em Am D So I'll be your candle and I'll be your statuette G Em Am D I'll be your lashing loop of leatherette, and G Em Am D Oh, Philomena, if only you'd let me go Em D Down, down down G Em Am D x3 Em D Chorus B7 Em Am D All that I wanted in the world was just to live to see a naked girl B7 Em C D But I found I quickly bored, I wanted more, oh so much more Verse 2 G Em Am D So I'll be your candle and I'll be your statuette G Em Am D I'll be your lashing loop of leatherette, and G Em Am D Oh, Philomena, if only you'd let me go Em D Down, down down Em D Go down, down down Em D Go down G Go down