Couldn't sing along, because it was so deep, so transposed it. Capo on 5th fret [Verse] G C Em D You point and laugh because I am a virgin G C Em D Well haha, so's my imaginary girlfriend G C Em D I look at her, she knows what Im after G C Em D Blow me like a dragon, I'll be your dungeon master I may look stupid when I have my cape on I always wear it for the star wars marathon Ive got no job, no car, no life at all No bills to pay, no friends to call [Chorus] G D Em C We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone G D Em C We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be [Verse] You had a secret club you never let me in You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls” The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls I have more comic books than I could ever read And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough [Bridge] G D Bazinga Em Scissors paper rock C Lizard beating Spock G D Bazinga Em I used to play World of Warcraft C But then I took a vagina to the cock
