C-Am-F-C Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell I met this booty lady, she looked sharper than an eye I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life I said you've got to join me, where ever I may roll We jumped into a cab and headed for my home Well inside my room she worked on my erection All kind of drunk, horny, sloppy with protection One month later she calls me one day Telling me her period is late Will I be a young dad Sit around in my flat with her I don't want to live that life So I stick to what i prefer Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine We dated for a month steady giving me a boner But this dude Jesus really seemd to own her One time, the preacher out of sight Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange Horny as a dog, I told her that could be arranged One month later she calls me one day Telling me her period is late Will I be a young dad Sit around in my flat with her I don't want to live that life So I stick to what i prefer Will I be a young dad Sit around in my flat with her I don't want to live that life So I stick to what i prefer The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind Wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind Will I be a young dad Sit around in my flat with her I don't want to live that life So I stick to what i prefer Will I be a young dad Sit around in my flat with her I don't want to live that life So I stick to what i prefer
