[Chords]:
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C F G
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-- 3 -- ---1--- ---3---
*the 3 on the C chord is completely optional.
i find that it helps the chord
sound better when i am just
going ham on strumming XD*
Yeah, pretty simple chords.
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there is a pretty cool riff in the song that can easily be played with a single guitar, and it sounds AWESOME!
play the C chord and mess around with the pinkie finger. the song repeats this a bunch before it gets into
actual lyrics:
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[Intro]
C C F G
C C F G
C C F G
[Verse 1]
C
Twenty years and going strong.
C
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom.
F
He's got a throw pillow from his favourite show.
G
He wears a f***ing fedora everywhere he goes.
C
I don't think this guy is on this world.
C
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
F
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be.
G C
Why does this always happen to me?
C
To me?
[Chorus]
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
[Verse 2]
C
Girls just suck, they're out of touch.
C
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much.
F
So she's a b**** cause she doesn't like you back.
F G
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack.
C
But come tonight he's gonna' think of you and
C
he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand.
F
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep.
F G C
That's the girl that was meant to be with me.
C
With me.
[Chorus]
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
[Now would be a great time to try out that riff thai is up at the top. if you're not feeling up for it, you
can just play a steady stream of C chords for 8 measures]
[Bridge]
C
What's the matter?
C
Never had her.
F
Find another.
G
Hide your daughters.
C
Suck up your pride.
C
Go with the ride.
F
Sometimes you lose.
G
She doesn't want you.
C
What's the matter?
(Move on)
C
Never had her.
(Let go)
F
You'll be alright.
(She's gone)
N.C.
Better luck next time.
[Chorus]
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
C
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
C
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
G
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
F G
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.
C
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
C
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
G
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
F G
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.
C F C
Wait. Don't go, hold on. I know we were meant to be
(What's the matter?) (Never had her.)
C G C
One chance. Please stay. I guess you're happy without me.
(You'll be alright.)
