Kurt Vile - Pretty Pimpin Tuning: Standard Capo on the first fret [Intro] Am7 - C Em - G - C - D [Verse 1] Am7 I woke up this morning C Em Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror G C D Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” Am7 C Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth Em G But they were my teeth, and I was weightless C D Am7 Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom [Chorus] C I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G C D But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Am7 C Em G C D Then Saturday came around and I said "Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?" C - Am7 Em - G - C - D [Bridge] C Am All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like Em G All I want is to just have fun C D Live my life like a son of a gun C Am Em G C D I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say [Verse 2] Am7 Then I woke up one morning C Em Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror G C D Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” Am7 C Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair Em G C D Never was my style [Chorus] Am7 C But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G C D Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Am7 C Em G Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” C D Am7 C Em G C D But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin [Solo] Am7 - C - Em - G - C - D x 2 [Bridge] C Am All he ever wanted was to be a man Em G C D But he was always a little too cute to be a minute under marbles lost C Am Em G C D He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face [Verse 3] Am7 Then he woke up this morning C Em Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror G C D Then laughed and said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” Am7 C Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth Em G But they were my teeth, and I was weightless C D Am7 Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom [Chorus] C But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G C D Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Am7 C Em G Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” C D Am7 C Em G C D But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin Am7 C Em G C D I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror x6