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Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number
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The D Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7 pretty fast
while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2
Piano Intro
D % Bm7 A
D % G A
Verse:
D (Dmaj7) D
When I'm watching TV,
Bm7 A
The girls are all I see,
D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
G A
None of them would look at me.
D
If I went to Jessica Simpson,
Bm7 A
She'd think I was an ignoramus,
D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
G A
She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
D
All the women 'round here,
Bm7 A
Have BO or they have rolls,
D
and some lucky bloke right now,
G A
is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.
Pre-Chorus:
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd call her right up,
G A D
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
G A Bm7
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
G A D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
G A Bm7
And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
A
"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
Chorus:
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A Bm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A Bm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
D % Bm7 A
D % G A
Verse 2:
D (Dsus2)
Fit girls getting shot in films,
Bm7 A
I'm always into ya'z,
D
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
G A
With just me and Britney Spears,
D
And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
Bm7 A
"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",
D
I like the one from Showgirls,
G A
When she's dancing 'round those poles,
D
Or the really, really fit one,
Bm7 A
Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.
D
I've nearly got a moustache,
B7sus4 A
And they still wouldnt talk to me,
D
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,
G6 A
Or the lesbian from the OC.
Play Pre-Chorus
& Chorus
G~~ G Gdim A
Outro:
G A D
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,
G A D
Or Kate Nash's Number,
G A D
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,
G A D C Bm7 A7 G Asus4 A Cadd9 D~
Or Jessica Alba's number...
Done. Cheers. please commy and rate
