(slowly)
Bm C Bm C
So many douchebags in the world
Bm C Bm
So many douchebags get the girls
B7 Em A7
who deserve more than absolutely anything
Em A7
than you and I or anyone could bring
C Bm
They need a prince in armor who could sing
C Bm (let ring
Their love to them
(speed up tempo)
Bm C Bm C
So many assholes in this place
Bm C Bm
So many assholes in my face!
B7 Em
Why don’t they leave me alone
A7
to love princesses and queens?
Em A7
They wouldn’t ever be in between
C Bm C Bm
I’d treat them nice and I’d never be mean to them
Bm
Yeah yeah yeah…
(pick the bass note before each chord)
Em C G D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
Em C G D/F#
A no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener
Em C G
He’ll never ever go see you at the theatre
D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C
And he’ll never know the lengths that I’d go just to see your show
Bm C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba…
Bm C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da…
Bm C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da…
Bm C
Ba da ba ba ba ba ba…
Bm C Bm C
So many bastards here
Bm C Bm
Why can’t these bastards disappear?
B7 Em
We’ll blast them off to outer space
A7
We’ll never see them again
Em A7
I’d launch them all to Venus and then…
C Bm C Bm
I wouldn’t have to deal with them anymore
Bm
Yeah yeah yeah…
Em C G D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
Em C G D/F#
Who’ll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
Em C G
Right before I’d just try to get near her
D/F# C D/F# C D/F# C
And he’ll never know the steam that I’d blow when I’d see her go
Bm
(hard strum on the chord changes)
C Bm
So why do these guys even exist?
C Bm
And how come the girls just can’t resist?
C Bm
Don’t they know it just makes me pissed?
C Bm
Hey that’s me, was born that way
C Bm
And c’est la vie, what more to say?
C Bm
I could complain but what’s the use?
C Bm
Something I ain’t, the simple truth but…
(one strum each)
Em C G D/F#
There will always be guys like Petey
Em C G D/F#
To make my life just a little bit more shitty
Em C G
He’ll always be the block to every titty
D/F# C
that I’ll ever love
D/F# C
And it’s been kinda rough
D/F# C
So Pete, I’ve had enough
D/F# C
Pete, I’ve had enough
