My first contribution....so be gentle with me!!
Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!
You-you-you-you-you!
Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro!
A F#m E D A F#m
My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her
E D
"No hablo Ingles"
A F#m E D A
Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over
E D
"No hablo Ingles"
A F#m E D A F#m
A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar
E D
"No hablo Ingles"
A F#m E D A F#m
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
E D
"No hablo Ingles"
G
(One! )
When I'm not feeling it!
D
(Two! )
When someone's full of shit!
A
(Three! ) D A
When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar!
G
To make a getaway
D
It's all you've gotta say!
E
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )
A
"No hablo Ingles!"
F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
A F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
A F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! )
A F#m E D A F#m
My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie
E D
"No hablo Ingles"
A F#m E D A F#m
Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
E D
"No hablo Ingles"
A F#m E D A F#m
My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday
E D
"No hablo Ingles"
A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"
(One! )
G
So many different uses!
(Two! )
A
You don't need no excuses!
(Three! )
D A D
It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade!
G
The perfect getaway!
D
It's all you've gotta say!
E
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )
"No hablo Ingles!"
A
"No hablo Ingles!"
F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
A F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
A F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
---SPANISH BIT---- Alternate E & F(without barring)
Did you brush your teeth! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Where'd you leave your pants! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Did you feed the fish! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Do you like my band! ?
... Wait, don't answer that
A
"No hablo Ingles!"
F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
A F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
A F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!"
